Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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