She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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