K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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