Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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