Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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