This girl is more easily done than said...
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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