I wish i was in the wii world.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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