Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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