Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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