Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I need a burrito and a hug.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Randomize
