So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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