She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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