There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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