i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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