She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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