Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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