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I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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