Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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