dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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