Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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