Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
My feet surprised me
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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