you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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