new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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