They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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