come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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