It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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