you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just want to make out with him forever
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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