the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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