Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
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