This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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