didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
dude. I can hear the air.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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