TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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