i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
We're too hungover to prance.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Randomize
