Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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