How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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