Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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