we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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