Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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