I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Michael Bay diarrhea
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
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