More tranny stories later!
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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