wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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