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Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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