We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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