exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Randomize
