I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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