More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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