Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Floor bacon is actually really good
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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