Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
