i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I accidentally burped into my bong.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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