let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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