I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
