Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize