How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
