Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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