Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Randomize